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Today I started a juice cleanse. If I can juice it, I can eat it. As long as it is vegan and non-alcoholic. So far today I have had:

1 mug half caf coffee

a cup of vruit juice (berries, carrots, beets)

a lot of water (glug)

A gooddess drink from Green Life (spinach, celery, kale, something else green)

4 apple juice boxes throughout the day

gazpacho - blended the way Kara likes it (no oil or breadcrumbs added)

a homemade juice of raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, strawberries, pineapple, grapes (this was dinner)

I need to add lemon water into the mix and cayenne and stuff like that. I have to do this for 5 days and then I can step food back into my diet.

I keep waiting for Hubby to ask me to brush my teeth before I kiss him. He HATES fruit. All fruit. Except I have seen him eat blueberry pancakes (about twice a year). People don't believe me when I tell them he won't eat any fruit. If there is a mango habenero salsa on our food I watch him push it off to the side. When there is a strawberry garnish on a plate of food I watch him cringe while he pushes it away with a fork he then won't eat with.

When I brought the green goddess juice home from the market he looked like he was going to cough up a hairball.

When Noodle and I brought our homemade juice into the living room he starting mouth breathing (I think he couldn't handle the smell of the berry juice thing we made).

Tomorrow I am going to come up with an exciting breakfast drink of spinach, strawberries and celery.

My life is getting pretty thrilling.